- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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