What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What did the man without a tongue say...

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Neither does he.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

learn the ropes?

i'm funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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