can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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AIDS

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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child labor

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Butt Sex.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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ginger

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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