What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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raping black women

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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I ponder

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Cleveland winning something

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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