Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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