What do you call the twin towers? An airport

josh roberts got the d in geog

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

The Holocaust.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

The Barackness Monster

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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