What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

A Jew! Bless you.

No.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Butt Sex.

AIDS

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

child labor

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

ginger

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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