Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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bob saget

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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ecks! why zee?

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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