Cancer.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Worst joke ever

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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