- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Homosexuals are gay.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

religion.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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