How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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watch me nae nae

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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