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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

My pet rock died.

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