- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

My pet rock died.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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