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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

your mum

Womens Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What's 9+10? 19

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

No.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A Jew! Bless you.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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