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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

We are lawyers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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