Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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