- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Women's Rights.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Black People

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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