roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Anti Joke

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