- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

why did the puppy poop? he had too

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Penis

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Cancer.

A young baby died.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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