- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Dogs in my home.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Potassium? K.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

knock knock Come in!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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