How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

the jokes are repetitive on this site

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Women's sports.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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