Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Lets go Yankees

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Where do you live? In a house

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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NASCAR

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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