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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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