Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Win and Beau have no friends

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Worst joke ever

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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