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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Cundiff.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

An atheist walks into a church

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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