Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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knock knock who's there aids

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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hi

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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