Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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