What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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