Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A whale's vagina

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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