- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

So. The gays. ...

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

you just contradicted yourself.

this is not an anti joke

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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