- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

why is john so fat years of over eating

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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