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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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