whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Jersey Shore

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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