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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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