What is 9 + 10? 21

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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The Holocaust.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Women's rights.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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