what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Worst joke ever

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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