Nicolas Cage

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

squirrels with massive bonerss

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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