Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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