Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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