Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Billy Cundiff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

a fish swimming in the water swims

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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