Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Hitler

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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