Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Hearpin my durp

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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womens rights to vote

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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