Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

american government

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Charlotte Bobcats

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Jersey Shore

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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