- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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