- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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