- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Women's rights.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

my whole life!

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

no

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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