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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Billy Cundiff.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

whats a dick a dick

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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