- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

A: B: No pun intended.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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