- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

why was the man sad? his wife died

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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