I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Badgers are cool

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Anti Joke

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