- Anti Joke

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

i like turtals and kids

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.