How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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The Holocaust.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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