What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Tell you something funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Hello, nice to meet you.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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