What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Grammer is very important

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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