I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

So. The gays. ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

AIDS

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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