ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

You know what's catchy? A cold

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

ass in my face ? no

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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