What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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A man sat on a chair

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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