- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Womens Rights.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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