Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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