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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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