- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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