Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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An atheist walks into a church

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Black People

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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