What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Hitler

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Donald Trump

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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